Prof. Malodorus' Truly Grotesque Website is here for you!


Welcome to our Truly Grotesque site! 

Thanks for coming by – we are always happy to get a visit from long-time fans and new friends. Check it out. 

You can get a hardcover signed copy of 

Book 1, Stench of Sulphur Swamp here or 

even an e-book version of the new 

Book 2, Hook, Lion & Stinker

by adding either to your shopping cart below.


Prof. Odysseus Malodorus is also the author of:          

101 Ways to Make Monkey Flatulence Work for You

1001 Ways to Make $$$ from Swamp Gas 


Honorary member, The National Phlegm-Lovers Society. His athletic supporter was a third place winner in the Jock Itch of the Year 

Competition. In addition, he has received a Fellowship from the Mucous Society of America and, of course, for seven years in a row, 

he received the Golden Sphincter for having the most active rectum in America.


After being abandoned as a newborn infant and left in a MacDonald’s Quarter Pounder Styrofoam container in the backwoods 

outside Texarkana, Ody was raised by a rogue gang of feral pencil-neck geeks who ran a freak show. Among the freaks who raised and 

educated him, he most loved an African-American blues singer with flippers for hands named Blind Mad Dog Kropotkin who is best 

known for his stirring rendition of “Smells Like Teen Spirit,” done on the accordion.


Frisbee Golf, Making Balloon Animals and Crocheting Hats out of old Diet Dr. Pepper cans. 

Hardcover Book I, The Stench of Sulphur Swamp

$ 25.00 USD

This is a unique signed collector's item.

Only 1000 were printed.

Prof. Malodorus will personally hand-signed a copy for you. 

And this price includes shipping and handling to you.

Make sure to include what physical address

you want the books sent to. 


Book 2, Hook, Lion & Stinker, in ebook form as a pdf

$ 9.99 USD

This is the one you've been waiting for.

Book 2 of the series.

In electronic form, so delivered right to your email.

And make sure to include what email address

you want this sent to.



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