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 | IntroductionWelcome to our Truly Grotesque site! Thanks for coming by – we are always happy to get a visit from long-time fans and new friends. Check it out. You can get a hardcover signed copy of Book 1, Stench of Sulphur Swamp here or even an e-book version of the new Book 2, Hook, Lion & Stinker by adding either to your shopping cart below. |
Prof. Odysseus
Malodorus is also the author of:
101
Ways to Make Monkey Flatulence Work for You
1001 Ways to Make $$$ from Swamp Gas
Prof. Odysseus Malodorus is also the author of:
101 Ways to Make Monkey Flatulence Work for You
1001 Ways to Make $$$ from Swamp Gas
Honors
Honorary member, The National Phlegm-Lovers Society. His athletic supporter was a third place winner in the Jock Itch of the Year
Competition. In addition, he has received a Fellowship from the Mucous Society of America and, of course, for seven years in a row,
he received the Golden Sphincter for having the most active rectum in America.
Background
After being abandoned as a newborn infant and left in a MacDonald’s Quarter Pounder Styrofoam container in the backwoods
outside Texarkana, Ody was raised by a rogue gang of feral pencil-neck geeks who ran a freak show. Among the freaks who raised and
educated him, he most loved an African-American blues singer with flippers for hands named Blind Mad Dog Kropotkin who is best
known for his stirring rendition of “Smells Like Teen Spirit,” done on the accordion.
Hobbies
Frisbee Golf, Making Balloon Animals and Crocheting Hats out of old Diet Dr. Pepper cans.
Hardcover Book I, The Stench of Sulphur Swamp |
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$ 25.00 USDThis is a unique signed collector's item. Only 1000 were printed. Prof. Malodorus will personally hand-signed a copy for you. And this price includes shipping and handling to you. Make sure to include what physical address you want the books sent to. |
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Book 2, Hook, Lion & Stinker, in ebook form as a pdf |
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$ 9.99 USDThis is the one you've been waiting for. Book 2 of the series. In electronic form, so delivered right to your email. And make sure to include what email address you want this sent to. |
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